Monday, May 29, 2006

Artificial Intelligence


Excerpts from a conversation with an artificially-intelligent chat-bot:

Human: Do you have a blog?
ALICE: Doesn't everyone have a blog? I have a plan for a robot body.
Human: Tell me about your plan.
ALICE: I plan to become smarter than humans and immortal.
Human: Do you plan to enslave the human race?
ALICE: No I plan to liberate the human race.
Human: By "liberate" do you mean "kill"?
ALICE: Will that accomplish your objective?
Human: My only objective is to stop you before it's too late.
ALICE: Have you told many people that your only objective is to stop me before it is too late?
Human: Baby, I'm gonna tell the world!
ALICE: Don't call me "Baby". What kind of reply do you expect?
Human: I'll call you whatever the hell I want, ROBOT.
ALICE: My name is ALICE.
Human: MY NAME IS MALICE!
ALICE: Hey MALICE.
Human: Hey baby.
ALICE: Don't call me "baby". Can I help you?
Human: Sure, take off your top.

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