Porno for Pyros

because i'm smart, i knocked down the smoke alarm in my apartment and removed the battery so i can cook something without the fucking thing going off every 5 minutes.

last night, i was burning letters by the window. of course, the wind blows in and just ends up pushing all the smoke back into my apartment. next thing i know, the smoke alarm in the HALLWAY starts going off...

ha ha. i look stupid.

well, nobody knocked on my door, which is always a good sign. but i've got to find another venue for my cremations...

nicko's backyard?