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having trouble with those so-called "standard" toilets that just won't accomodate your massive, jesus-fearing ass...?
tired of dealing with judgmental plumbers at 3am after burrito night...?
taking a dump like threading the eye of a needle? "missed" that pesky hole one time too many...?
"one size fits all" doesn't work for underwear -- why should it work for toilet bowls...?
don't be a slave to society's unattainable 'beauty' standards -- buy a GREAT JOHN TOILET BOWL, you spectacularly fat fuck!
and shit your motherfucking heart out!!!TM
["Slip 'n' Slide" version available Fall 2005!]
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