robot roll call!
it's 5pm and i just got back from my "lunch break". it can be really dead here but when they work you, they work you like a 13-year-old venezuelan prostitute.
i've got 2 (TWO!) "mystery science theater 3000" dvds on their way to my mailbox from planet netflix. i used to love that show. the opening song is fucking infectious. i understand the younger folks in our audience may not even know what mst3k was...! or at least wouldn't be familiar with the original host/creator, the great mr. joel hodgson. it is a shame...
(i've also got a bunch of kurosawa movies i keep bumping to the bottom of my netflix queue... i think i just keep 'em on there so i can feel better about myself...)
extra points for anyone who can quote the opening mst3k song in the comment box...
i can't believe i'm turning 29 on saturday. in such an inauspicious manner. why is my life so hateful? why, satan? why???
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"In the not too distant future,
Next Sunday A.D.
There was a guy named Joel,
Not too different from you or me.
He worked at Gizmonic Institute,
Just another face in red jump suit.
He did a good job cleaning up the place,
But his bosses didn't like him so they shot him into space!
We'll send him cheesy movies,
The worst we can find...(la! la! la!)
He'll have to sit & watch them all,
Then we'll monitor his mind...(la! la! la!)
Now keep in mind Joel can't control,
When the movies begin & end...(la! la! la!)
Because he used those special parts,
To make his robot friends --
ROBOT ROLL CALL (Let's Go!)
Cambot (Pan Left!)
Gypsy (Hi Girls!)
Tom Servo (Hi Tall Guy!)
Crooooooow (I'm The Wisecracker!)
If you're wondering how he eats & breathes,
And other science facts...(la! la! la!)
Then repeat to yourself its just a show,
I should really just relax...For Mystery Science Theater
3000......."
Source: https://www.lyricsondemand.com/tvthemes/mysterysciencetheater3000lyrics.html.
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