Saturday, November 28, 2015

The Guy Sure Looks Like Plant Food To Me

Spent Thanksgiving in Florida with my mom and the racist, xenophobic, FOX NEWS watching, senior citizen asshole she’s married to. It’s funny how he had plenty to say about the Muslims (you can’t trust them!) and “Black Friday” (what about a WHITE Friday?)—but when this Planned Parenthood shooting was on the news, what did he have to say...?

“Look at how much it’s snowing in Colorado...”

He told me that his doctor told him that he’d be dead in a year if he didn’t take these pills he’d been prescribed. I really hope he forgets to take those pills regularly...


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