How to Lose an Oscar Pool

Just turned in my ballot for the annual Oscar Pool that I've been participating in (to varying levels) since college. I never win. I rarely come close to winning. Every year, I wait till the last minute to fill out my ballot and submit it to our long-suffering Oscar Pool organizer. Most years (including this one), I debate whether to go to the effort of even filling it out. There used to be money involved but now it's just for giggle rights.

Well, it gives us a game to play while we're slogging through the show.