Global Thermonuclear Cunt

MALICEI called her a cunt.

OTHERI know! Why would you call her a cunt, Malice?

MALICEBecause she was pissing me off and wouldn't leave me alone. Why would you keep trying to contact someone after he's called you a cunt?

OTHERI personally don't see the appeal but SHE LIKES YOU, Malice!

MALICEWhy would you LIKE someone after he's called you a cunt?

OTHERBecause you were so nice to her before you started being an asshole!

MALICEI started being an asshole to her because she started being a cunt!

OTHERMalice!

MALICEI called her a cunt so she would leave me alone. I called her a rude, small-minded cunt. I did not call her a cunt to endear her to me. I called her a cunt so she would hate me and walk away. I call you a cunt, it's not a fucking speed bump: it's me setting fire to the bridge. Here's a simple life rule: don't try to pursue a relationship with someone who's called you a cunt.

OTHERShe was crying yesterday, Malice!

MALICEOh God, why was she crying?

OTHERBecause she likes you and you're being an asshole, Malice!

MALICEI haven't even said anything to her in two months! I don't hang out with the circle anymore so she doesn't even have to see me.

OTHERShe was telling us about all the things you did...

MALICEAll the things I did in her delusional head? I'm sure she did absolutely nothing wrong. I'm sure she's perfectly blameless in her head. I'm sure that me being cold toward her is NOT a reaction to anything she could have possibly done. If I'm such an asshole, why does she still like me?

OTHERBecause you were so nice to her when you took her on dates!

MALICEHow long ago was that? If she's upset, she can go cry on [redacted]'s shoulder.

OTHERThey're not dating!

MALICEOh really? They're not together. That's not what they BOTH told me.

OTHERNo, they're not! She just liked him because he was so nice to her after you were so mean to her.

MALICESo, what then? She just started getting close to him to get a reaction out of me?

OTHERNooo! You're the one she likes! She LIKES you, Malice; do YOU like HER?

MALICEHow old are you people? I think she needs to get over this. I think she and her BFFs need to get over this and move on. I think they need to stop reading my fucking blog for clues to some psychotic conspiracy theory that doesn't exist. Here's my rule: someone treats me like shit, I've got just enough self-respect to walk away.