(((Misanthropy Central Christmas Entry)))

Wow. Christmas has arrived. Can't you hear the screaming of a million children?

What am I doing for Christmas this year? I'm staying home—alone in The Tomb—and writing. Because I need to get this script done by the end of the year.

Last year's Christmas entry was so much more engaging!

I'm honestly not a Scrooge. Somewhere deep, deep down in the blackest hole where a heart used to be, I do have a fondness for the holiday. And I hope that one day, I'll be able to just relax and enjoy this time of year.

But this year, as it's been for the past number of years, I'm just out here fighting to make my dream an organic, sustainable reality.

Here are some fun things to read/see today:

Saddest Christmas in the World! (This is the MUST read.)

A single bowl of noodles is NOT worth $324... but here's what's in it.
Science Makes Singing Mouse
Lost ALF footage.
Jon Stewart, Louis CK and Colin Quinn... together in 1990.

Let's be careful out there.