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I bought a Dyson vacuum on AMAZON. They cost a small fortune but I've always wanted one and the apartment was in bad need of a really good vacuum. (Especially since I'm the only one who ever cleans this godforsaken place...)

But that's neither here nor there...

To save a few quid, I selected FREE Super Saving Shipping!!! on my order. The time estimate suggested that my cyclone-harnessing wonder-vacuum would arrive in 5-10 days.

MONDAY, October 4: I placed the order.
TUESDAY, October 5: Order went through, packaged left the shipping facility.
WEDNESDAY, October 6: Vacuum arrived via UPS.

TWO DAYS. Free shipping. Madonn'.