Fap Star

As long time readers will know, I'm a "starred commenter" on Gawker.

Today, I'm very proud to announce that I've just become a starred commenter on Gawker's NSFW little sister site FLESHBOT, which focuses on wank material. Why am I leaving snarky comments on articles intended as fap-fodder? I just wanted to add it to my résumé.

If my folks weren't impressed before... well, now they have no excuses.