I Write Like

Time-Waster Alert!!!
I Write Like is a site that robotically analyzes a writing sample that you paste in and then tells you, in no uncertain terms, WHO YOU WRITE LIKE.

How does it work?

Through the magic of bullshit...

Seriously, I'm not sure what method it uses to analyze your text sample and brand you with one of the small handful of authors in its database. I pasted in a wide selection of old blog entries and the site told me...

I write like
David Foster Wallace

I Write Like by Mémoires, Mac journal software. Analyze your writing!

They told me that I write like David Foster Wallace like a DOZEN fucking times. Hmmm...

I write like
Stephen King

I Write Like by Mémoires, Mac journal software. Analyze your writing!

I got about FOUR Stephen Kings.

I write like
Kurt Vonnegut

I Write Like by Mémoires, Mac journal software. Analyze your writing!

THREE Kurt Vonneguts.

(Oh, and a few Dan Browns that we'll just sweep under the rug.)