Disney World's Bummer in the Summer

My mom–the mother of Malice—is escorting a vanful of our Texas relatives to Disney World this week. Of course, she does not care for rides so she does not intend to go on any if she can help it.

Imagine, for a moment, enduring the worst aspects of Disney World (the heat/humidity, the crowds, the lines, the waiting) without enjoying the saving grace of the actual rides.

I really don't understand anyone in my family.

Aside from that, do you know how difficult it was to find a picture of an unhappy family at Disney World to accompany this entry? I swear, my old childhood family albums must be filled with pictures of my fucking family frowning through vacation shots. (The candid camera at Splash Mountain would capture all of us with folded arms, pouting in different directions.)

I guess people don't like to upload and share their unhappy family pictures. I eventually found the above photo HERE but I think this one's the best of the lot. (If you're looking to waste a bit more time, peruse the paradise at AwkwardFamilyPhotos.com.)

Someone's got to start a tumblr page with unhappy family pictures at Disney World. Just putting that out there.

Since my blood is down in Disney World without me this week—

If I could instantly ride any 3 rides from the history of Disney World, today they'd be:
1) The Pirate Ride
2) The Great Movie Ride
3) The Everest Ride