Steve Jobs Announces: "I'm Iron Man!"

The clear highlight of the Worldwide Developers Conference keynote on Monday, Apple CEO Steve Jobs shocked the press with the surprise announcement that he protects the world while wearing a powered suit of armor.

"I'm Iron Man!" Jobs exclaimed, introducing the world to the new nickname he'd like to be addressed by.

He proceeded to offer a live demonstration of his super-powered flying and killing abilities for the adoring iSheep community.

"I am your God," he uttered with thinly-veiled contempt. "Bow before Jobs!"

Following the live demo, Jobs outlined the pricing levels for the consumer models which should hit the streets June 19th. At $500K, the "Mark 3" will offer users 32GB of memory. All models will require a 2-year contract with AT&T, as well as registration with the FAA.