Villainy of Dogs

"You *look* like someone I know...," she said.

Do you know how much fucking effort I put into not looking like ANYONE you might know...?!

Happy fucking Friday, lurkers. As Mark Wahlberg might say, Say hi to your mother for me this weekend, all right?

Just two notes to the dog-owners out there:

1) Reel in that infinite leash of yours on the goddamn sidewalk where HUMAN BEINGS are trying to pass. No need for the improvised trip-wire.

2) Pick up the motherfucking shit.

That's it. Grab your torches, head back to camp.