Above the Law

When I was an awkward teen in high school, I had a crush on this Russian girl named "Lucy" in my AP Physics class, and I wrote her a short story.

First of all, what kind of a lame move is that?! Where were my male role models?!??

She had a boyfriend (so she said) but she sat with me in the cafeteria one day to have a talk with me. Her English wasn't so good. We talked about general things. She told me that her favorite movie was Above the Law, the Andrew Davis movie starring Steven Seagal.

How could *anyone's* favorite movie be "Above the Law"...?

The paradox only made her so much hotter...

(Clearly, I have a thing for girls who are FUCKING STUPID.)