Help Wanted

Seeking Employment.

Looking for high-paying part-time job with minimal responsibilities, no multi-tasking, no attention to details and zero potential for advancement.

I am a distracted, unmotivated candidate, filled with contempt and quite generally misanthropic. Dreadful interpersonal skills. Please do not expect much value from my employment. I pledge to give as little as possible. The bare minimum on my best days.

I may also leave abruptly with no notice.

(NOTE: I'm fairly depressed and unpleasant to deal with.)

Thanks for your consideration.

Malice Highload.