Nice Babes Don't Play Rock n' Roll

Portrait of newborn GRG arm-wrestling her Uncle Malice, right before the family picked up sticks and moved to New Hampshire. That's what happens when parents overreact.

But there's no running from the truth...

A few months later, my impact on young Gigi is palpable and graphic.

GNR's Chinese Democracy is being released on November 23, 2008. While this is the first album of original material from Guns N' Roses in 17 years, Gigi will have waited for this album for less than 4 months.

In college, I used to bitch and moan to my (so-called) friends about how the new album was gonna drop any time now. Not unlike Linus clutching his blanket, waiting for the Great Pumpkin to arrive.

Great Pumpkin's finally on his way, assholes! Better step aside.

Free Dr. Peppers all around.