It's Been Such a Long Time

One of the nice things about seeing someone new is that all your old stories are suddenly fresh again.

My 9/11 story: check.

My NYC Blackout story: check.

The time I accidentally set my hair on fire on my birthday story: check.

And the hits keep coming, all the way back through childhood. It's like this reminder that you've actually got a lot of valuable material to sell.

32 years of disasters spun into funny anecdotes. It's gold, Jerry. Gold.