The Dark Hype

Everybody secure your "Dark Knight" IMAX tickets? Looks like that shit's sold out through September.

Check out what they're doing to help get the word out.

Kinda Fight Clubby.

Speaking of Project Mayhem (which I really shouldn't be), check out what OTHER people are throwing up on the sides of buildings.

Oh, and one more thing...

TRACY MORGAN'S THE NEW HOST OF SCARE TACTICS!!!!!!!!!!!

His opening words:

"I'm here for one reason: THIS SHIT IS CRAZY!"
Funniest-Guy-Ever alert.

(Fuck you, Dane Cook and Dane Cook Cultists.)

Shannen Doherty was actually a great host for the show and T.M. can't quiet pull off some of the hot-bitch lines that she could throw off so effortlessly.

Morgan really excels at the fruit loopy bat-shit (to bring it back to Batman). When writers can tap into it, it's a fucking goldmine.

And I have faith that the Scare Tactics writers will get a better handle on what works with Morgan along the way.

But what's really distracting is this picture of Shannen Doherty. I know I'm supposed to be hyping up Tracy Morgan as the new host of Scare Tactics, but Doherty is such a fucking hottie. I don't care that she's supposed to be a bitch. She deserves to be one. Hot girls don't need winning personalities.