700 Years of Solitude
That's my fucking life, PIXAR. You assholes.
FWIW, I think WALL-E is a pretty brilliant movie until the robot finds someone to love. That's where it starts to feel far-fetched to me. That's where you lose me.
How about THIS ending:
WALL-E spends another 700 years completely alone as all his friends get married and move to Brooklyn and start having kids.
"Honey, why don't we invite WALL-E over this weekend? It's been like a hundred years since we've seen him."
"I love how he says his own name and cries when he watches musicals. Puts a smile on my face. Really cheers me the fuck up."
"A'right, lemme text that little dirtbag, see if he's free..."
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