God Gets Totally Fucked

(Disclaimer: Picture relates to nothing in this entry but I've been waiting to use it forever)

God Lucky Howard.

Okay, let's back up a little...

Naming your kid "God" is one thing. It's a pretty funny gag that keeps giving for a lifetime—whether the kid turns out good or bad or really almost anything.

But why do you have to give him a dog's middle-name?

Wouldn't it have been better to follow-through with the primary joke?

His middle-name could have been "Damn" or "Awful" or "Doesn't-Exist".

In other news...

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Thank you, Girl Talk.