MYSTERY!

ok, let's quit the games, kids...

i just received a package in the mail. hand wrapped. mailing label printed out on a common home printer. with my name on it. it contained a new cell phone. no note. no card. no return address. shipped from overseas.

if this were a movie, i guess the phone would start ringing.

no numbers pre-programmed on the phone. as far as i can tell, it's just a normal cell phone. with no features that my current phone doesn't already have.

on the customs label on the package, it's checked off as a "gift".

i have no idea who sent this, or why.

if i disappear in a few days, avenge my death.