hole in the head

He drinks a whiskey drink...
He drinks a vodka drink...
He drinks a lager drink...
He drinks a cider drink...

i am so sick. it's noon and i still feel inebriated from last night. i haven't gotten wasted like that for at LEAST a few days...

need to chill wayyy out tonight. i'm actually feeling sicker as the day wears on. perhaps i really am dying... after so many failed attempts... (that's a joke, okay, worry-fans?)

hobble home... fix myself some canned soup... flip on the projector and emerse myself in darkness...