I (want a) Robot

I desperately want one of these fuckers. When I win the lottery, you KNOW my house is gonna be FULL of these motherfuckers.

Watch the movies. He looks like a nerdy little kid with a backpack on and he moves like a retarded toddler. The sound of his gears churning as he walks kinda sounds like heavy diapers. Actually, the extremely cautious way he creeps around (particularly that video of him creeping down the stairs), he always looks like he's about to kill someone.

I love it. I want a homicidal robot.