basketball stole my wife

i really hope the Pistons beat the Lakers tonight. then it'll be over and i can get my wife back.

i hate watching sports.

(maybe i'm just bitter because that ankle injury in college kept me from the nba draft... damn you, zach...)

a little over an hour to kill, here in the 9-5 laugh factory.

bought the BEASTIE BOYS "To the 5 Boroughs" today, which Rolling Stone awarded 5 frickin' stars. have to wait till i get home to give it a spin.

also picked up THE SIMPSONS COMPLETE SEASON 4, because i'm a sucker. total impulse, i know i should have waited, but i was so surprised it was out already and... i buckled. i know i don't need the distraction right now, but i figure, what's one more distraction? if it'll fill me with a fleeting, synthetic sense resembling "happiness"?

ok, i'm gonna slow down the seeming purchase-frenzy. i can't afford it. i'll be in debt until judgment day, when the machines rise up and take over the world. it's a good thing i don't keep too current with music. guns n' roses only puts out a new album once every 20 years or so... (sorta like "Jeepers Creepers"...)