Note to Self:

Don't eat raw oysters.

Many people enjoy raw oysters.

You are NOT one of those people.

It doesn't matter if the oysters are being sold at $1 a pop.

Doesn't matter if a friend offers you a few off his plate.

Doesn't matter if you only have three...

THEY WILL BE FUCKING POISON TO YOU.

They will put you out of commission for the better part of a day, in the aftermath.

All for what?

Something cold, salty and profoundly unsatisfying.

Don't do it. If the opportunity presents itself ten years from now, don't do it.

Listen to your repulsion. Avoid with the greatest urgency.