I've Worked Too Hard for My Illusions Just to Throw Them All Away!!!

Hey, FUCKERS.

Yeah, YOU!!!

Listen. Today... things begin to change in a massive, unimaginable way.

Slightly less oblique?

I had a chat with my agent Tuesday night and I learned that today... things begin to change in a massive, unimaginable way.

Would that I could share some of the specifics with you right now, Constant Lurker.

Rest assured, however. When this shit breaks... you're going to be witness to some serious fucking shit.