Monorail Has a Posse

Monorail crash @ Disney World last night at 2am!!!


21 year-old conductor "cast member" perished. No civilians injured.

This is what Disney World gets for buying their monorails from a con-artist.

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This monorail tragedy is happening on the heels of Sarah Palin's abrupt resignation from public office. Coincidence?? Far be it from me to cast wild speculations out into the sanctity of the internets but HARD QUESTIONS MUST BE ASKED!!

And how might this be related to Madonna's Michael Jackson tribute last night? Wholly unrelated, you say? Oh, if I could only see the world through your rose-colored glasses...

Caveat emptor, boys and ghouls.