Friday, January 25, 2008

Hungry Luma Has a Posse

Meet the "Luma".

Little, chubby star-like creatures that inhabit the Wii-videogame Super Mario Galaxy.

Occasionally, you will come across a particularly gluttonous Luma who begs for food. (They're like the homeless people of the outer reaches of the galaxy.)

When you find one of these Hungry Lumas, it is your moral obligation to feed it. (According to the ethics of the game.)

Not just feed it, though.

Feed it to utter excess.

Feed it beyond comprehension.

Point your little fucking Wii-mote at the screen and SHOOT FOOD DOWN ITS GULLET until the little motherfucker literally EXPLODES:

Attention must be paid, America.

We're not fear-mongering: This is really happening! It's happening!


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