time is cheap

[imagine a clock]
5 hours to shit out before my responsibilities at work are completed for the week. 5 cocksucking hours.

today, i'm sitting next to a secretary who tries to stifle her sneezes so they end up sounding like farts and gunshots. i've dreamed of having a job like this since i was a kid. embrace your lowered expectations, children. they will lead you here.