Sick of the Swiss

Hey Parents!

Yeah, YOU!!!

Looking for the perfect gift for your Child-Who-Has-Everything?

How about a Stalker Clown and a lifetime of therapy...?

Dominic Deville set up his Evil Clown service in Lucerne, Switzerland:

[The evil clown] stalks young victims for a week, sending chilling texts, making prank phone calls and setting traps in letterboxes.

He posts notes warning children they are being watched, telling them they will be attacked...

‘The child feels more and more that it is being pursued,’ said Deville.

‘The clown’s one and only aim is to smash a cake into the face of his victim, when they least expect it, during the course of seven days.’

If the boy or girl manages to avoid the ‘hit’, they are given the cake as a birthday present.

(The article fails to mention that the cake is filled with razor blades.)

It's time to hate the Swiss!