Zoo Killer

I was all gonna write a real blog entry for today, like for reals. But it's all late and shit. So here's a fun news story for you to read:

7-year-old boy goes on killing spree in zoo!

And here's an unrelated curio.

How am I doing, you ask?

Things are well. A lot of things are well. Nothing I can freely talk about at this hour. (I haven't developed the evasive vocabulary to discuss it all here just yet.)

Shout-out to Tyler Abrams: he's our Misanthropy Central lurker of the day!