Friday, July 29, 2011

What's Eating Bobby Boblick?

Thank God it's Friday—amirite, America???

It's been quite a week, hasn't it?

It has been...

Quite. A. Week.

A lot has happened, yeh? Or... you know... hasn't happened... not just yet...

We've learned some lessons.

We've gotten a better understanding of the world we live in, and life in general.

Regardless, I think we've all earned the blessed respite of a weekend. I'd like to think we have.

In regards to the rumors about Bobby Boblick you may have heard or read about on the internet: please disregard them. There is no way that Bobby Boblick raped and killed a girl in 2001. There is no basis to the rumor that Bobby Boblick raped and killed a girl in 2001. More importantly, there is no evidence that Bobby Boblick raped and killed a girl in 2001—as far as I know. I have no earthly idea how this vicious rumor got started (that Bobby Boblick raped and killed a girl in 2001), but please understand that it is *almost* certainly untrue. I can say, with just slightly less than 100% certainty, that the notion that Bobby Boblick raped and killed a girl in 2001 is a total fabrication. In his defense, I would state that it would be irresponsible for anyone to continue to perpetuate the mere phrase "Bobby Boblick raped and killed a girl in 2001". Because it is almost nearly completely unverifiable! So say we all.

Have a great weekend, everybody!

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